Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug giganteus’)
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
own a piece of history
This fucking woman
I think this is me and I found a time machine and now 80 year old me is just slaying twitter.
Where did my treat go?
The perfect place for me to have a drink. #TheHonorBar… (at The Honor Bar)
Do you mother fuckers know why this is literally the best thing on the internet?
hiilikedragons Zuko still needs his honor!
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years