Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
her eyes were the colour of
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me
1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS
WHAT IS THIS
DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite: